Betty: Jesus, Henry, just once could you take my side!
Henry: No one's every on your side Betty.

Betty: What would you do if you were me? Would you love you?
Don: I was surprised you ever loved me.

Don: Why is sex the definition of being close to someone?
Betty: I don't know, but it is for me. It is for most people.

I hate to say this, but this has really made me wonder about civil rights. Maybe it's not supposed to happen right now.

I want him dead!

And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I know when it's over. It's not a weakness. It's been a gift for me.To know when to move on.

Betty: Please don't let your pride interfere with my wishes.
Don: I'm their father.

Betty: I liked your girl Peggy. She's fresh.
Don: As the driven snow.

Betty: Don, honey, I appreciate your intentions, I really do, but I'm not going to waste the rest of my time arguing about this. I want to keep things as normal as possible, and your not being here is part of that.
Don: [crying] Oh. Birdie I...
Betty: [crying] I know.

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Am I ever going to sleep again?

Betty: Where's Don?
Nurse: He's in the waiting room.
Betty: Bullshit. He's never where you expect him to be.

I was an anthropology major. Imagine that.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger