Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Brittany Quotes
Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.
When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.
The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it.
I'm pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.
I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.
Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?
I don't know how to turn on a computer.
Who is that guy?
Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]
You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.
Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.
