Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Brittany Quotes
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
You look terrible. I look awesome.
Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I wanna touch her boobs.
People thought I went on vacation but I really spent the summer lost in the sewers.
Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.
I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.
Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.
I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.
