Carla Espinosa Quotes
Carla: Turk, we're making a baby. Let's get down to business.
Turk: Honey, I need to feel the heat! I need at least thirty minutes of foreplay - then, and only then, can I be fully ready... to make love to you.
Carla: Tyra Banks.
Turk: Uhhn.
Carla: There. You're ready.
Turk: Baby, all I'm saying is that in some European countries, it's totally acceptable for a man to have a mistress.
Carla: Why you-
(He kisses her again, and she fiercely pulls him to her.)
Turk: Mm! Mmmhhgh.
(Time lapse...)
Carla: I'm gonna make you pay for every word you said!
Turk: Worth it!
Turk: Angry sex is like a drug. I can't stop!
Carla: I'll be right out, I'm just fixing my hair.
Turk: Rake's in the closet, baby!
Carla: Okay, so my cervical mucus is peaking, my temperature is slightly elevated, and these pillows will keep my vagina angled so that the semen can pool against my cervix.
Turk: Baby, that is some god-awful dirty talk.
J.D.: When is this joyous occasion?
Dr. Cox: You're not invited.
J.D.: Oh, I see. Family only, everyone! That's how they're doin' it.
Carla: I'm going.
Jordan: Oh, I'm sorry sweetie! I didn't know you'd be so upset! I'll call her and tell her not to come! (Laughs) How weird would it be, if I was like that!
Carla: Totally!
Carla: Turk! I'm ready!
Turk(To reflection): All right. So angry sex is awesome. That's no reason to go down a bad road.
Turk(to Carla): Baby, you know what I miss? When your body was kickin'.
Turk: You have to help me end this angry sex cycle!
Carla: I'm ready.
Elliot: Oh, Carla, uh, Turk's making you mad on purpose because the angry sex is so good. The cycle is broken!
Carla: I paged you an hour ago!
Turk: I was in surgery.
Carla: Is that doughnut glaze on your cheek?
Turk: Guess we're not having sex, huh?
Carla: Oh, ho, ho, no. We're having sex. Get in there.
Turk: Wait, baby... I'm too full.
Carla: Now, Turk.
Turk: Man!
Carla: Stupid jerk!
J.D.'s Narration: ...I never go to bed very, very mad...
Turk: Angry sex is awesome!
Turk: Well, I'm sorry. I didn't get how this baby-making stuff could be sexy. But I do now.
Carla: Well, you know, Turk, I can get angry if you give me a little help.
Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny DeVito.
Carla: Aw, Turk, a little help.
Turk: I just don't understand why we can't have fun while making a baby.
Carla: I am just so glad you have to hurt my feelings to have fun.
Turk: I can't believe you! Wha- Calm down!
Carla: Great, that's really nice for you. "Calm down"? I'm gonna kill you!
Turk: (Looking towards the church ceiling) You hear that? She's gonna kill me! Get her.
