Favorite Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes
You watch your mouth Barry White. This is my lady.
How may potted plants does it take to spell loser?
Why don't you go home, watch a few episodes of Sex and the City and shake this whole thing off?
Lassiter [to Juliet]
Think about it Spencer, put your finger to your head and use your brain....
Lassiter: You know what happens in prison when you cry Harvard? A bunch of inmates go to the library and check out a bunch of books you've probably read before and beat you until you forget you ever went to...care to guess?
Martin: Harvard...
Lassiter: You really are smart.
Lassiter: As of 2100 hours we are on a phase 4 lockdown!
Billy: Phase 4? What happened to the other three phases you cheap bastard?!
Lassiter: Where is Rip?
Shawn: He is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek.
Guard her with your life. That's not hyperbole!
Shawn:I am seeing a woman.
Lassiter: Can you tell me her name? Or is it a secret?
Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!
Hello, Mrs. America. Say hello to mommy....
What's a matter, Spencer? Your third eye blind?
