Carrie Bradshaw Quotes
Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.
Carrie: What do I know about men? All I have is a bunch of failed relationships..
Miranda: And one affair.
Charlotte: This is important to me Carrie, I need him to see me sexually.
Carrie: I know you do sweetie, I'm just not sure I need to.
Carrie: You know that people actually asked for refunds after my first class.
Miranda: What do they know?
Carrie: Apparently , more than I do. I feel like a total sham.
Miranda: Oh, easy, that's my friends your talking about there.
Carrie: Do you know that there are no avaliable men out there?
Miranda: We're at my date's wake...so yes.
Miranda: He had money set aside for this.
Carrie: It's nice. I'm dead, your not, enjoy the buffet.
Miranda: Damn it! I like him even more now. He was organized enough to have a will.
Miranda: This is my first wake.
Carrie: Don't expect a goody bag.
Miranda: He doesn't even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.
Carrie: Yeah! That's illegal dumping.
Carrie: I can't believe this place. It's like ten bucks a game.
Wade: Yeah, but the games come with beer.
Carrie: Yeah, that's cause they want you to play half as well and twice as much.
(at Wade's apartment) You said you had a view, not the view? And this breeze, it's like it's different air up there.
Samantha: He lives with his parents?
Carrie: It's their apartment.
Samantha:So, not sexy honey. Dump him immediately, here use my cell phone.
Carrie: You coming in for a landing there sister?
Miranda: Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second.
(the girls turn to look)
Samantha: His a cutie alright.
Carrie: Yes, definitely looking.
Miranda: His looking at you guys looking at him like I asked you not to.
Carrie: Take your tray over there.
Charlotte: What? (excited)
Miranda: No!
Samantha: Absolutely! Why not?
Miranda: Because, this isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.
