Chandler Bing Quotes
(Joey grabs a frying pan) Yes. Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.
(Talking to a lesbian) Penis, schmenis, we're all people, right? (The lesbian walks away)
Chandler: Well, I've got to get to work, I've got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Ross: No, no. That's me.
Chandler: Oh, yeah.
Monica: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
Chandler: Monica! I feel like you should have German subtitles!
I think lambs are scarier. Otherwise, the movie would have been called Silence of the Ducks.
(To Rachel) You know it's funny. When my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case, it's actually kind of true.
(Singing to Ross) Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Um, no, huh-uh. One of my clients died on the massage table today.
Ross: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
Rachel: (Holding a tray of coffee) Okay, who ordered what?
Ross: Oh, I believe I ordered the half drunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.
Chandler: Yes, and that with the cigarette butt floating in it, is that decaf?
The world is my lesbian wedding!
Mrs. Green: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Rachel: Oh, Mom!
Mrs Green: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Chandler: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
Joey: Well, I guess I could sleep with her. I mean, how could I do that?
Chandler: Well, I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
