Cosmo Kramer Quotes
Kramer: Come on Jerry hurry I don't want to miss it.
Jerry: Let me finish my coffee. Then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up.
The Doctor: I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above
Kramer: Mint?
The Doctor: Those can be very refreshing.
(while in the sauna) Whew. It's like a sauna in here.
Kramer: Come on, what's wrong with my boys?
Jerry: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood.
Jerry, are you blind?! He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon he went with bass. He just substituted one fish for another!
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Kramer: (in Newman's ear) This guy's nothin' but a piece of crap
Newman: You are nothing but a piece of crap.
Ron: Pardon me?
Kramer: (in Newman's ear) A piece of crap
Newman: A piece of crap.
Kramer: (in Newman's ear) I find you extremely ugly
Newman I find you extremely ugly.
Ron: Do you?
Kramer: (in Newman's ear) You emit a foul and unpleasant odor
Newman: You emit a foul and unpleasant odor.
Ron: Oh, is that right?
Kramer: (in Newman's ear) I loathe you
Newman: I loathe you.
Kramer: Come on, I thought we were all gonna take a steam.
Jerry & George: No! No Steam!
Kramer: Well I don't wanna sit there naked all by myself!
I understand women. The snub is good. They love the snub.
Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, a little chin music put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he's right back in the same place! So I had to plunk him.
Elaine: Who'd you punch?
Kramer: Mickey Mantle.
(describing Jerry) A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and flared nostrils.
I don't want a movie hot dog. I want a Papaya King hot dog!