Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.

The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

We're not gonna back off the cure because you were told one too man scary stories, idiot.

You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

I feel, Elena. And it sucks.

Unless you're interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.

If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.

Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.