Get the kids out of the car seats. Let's go summon the Devil.

Damon: Merry Christmas, Ric.
Alaric: I killed you.
Caroline: WHAT?
Alaric: He deserved it.

Damon: They buried me, Stefan, in a shallow grave. Not even in the family plot.
Stefan: Well, it's hard to be sympathetic about your death when you're standing right in front of me.

Damon: I see you decided to join us. I was just asking Peter what's the worst thing he's ever done.
Alaric: Well, mine was not making sure you were permanently dead.

Damon: Clarity over cleverness. That's what I always say.
Stefan: You've literally never said that before.

Damon: You're choosing that woman over me?
Stefan: No, I'm choosing myself over everyone else.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.