Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.

Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.

I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.

Spend 146 years with someone you sort of start to pick up on their tells.

Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.

Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Stefan: Klaus has to die. They all do.
Damon: See. It's democracy in action.

Why do you look like someone just show a panda bear?

Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Damon: There's something you should know. Stefan didn't screw us over, well he screwed us over but he had a good reason. He saved Klaus to save me.
Elena: What? Why would he even do that?
Damon I don't know... I feel like such an idiot.
Elena: Why?
Damon: For thinking that for one second I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore.
Elena: What are you talking about? Guilty for what?
Damon: For wanting what I want.

I get it. I care to much. How ironic is that?!?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.