Damon Salvatore Quotes
Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.
Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.
Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
Greetings, blondie. Witchie.
You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.
Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.
No one's gonna hurt you, Elena. Especially not my brother.
I promise you. I will never leave you again.
Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.
Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.
Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.
Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.
