Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWDean Winchester Quotes
Tessa: You don't remember me?
Dean: Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that...
Go have your Robin Williams "Oh Captain! my Captain!" moment.
That ghost is dead. I'm gonna to rip its lungs out! Well, you know what I mean.
Dean: All right, everybody stay where you are. You'll be okay.
Jock on Bus: Aren't you the P.E. teacher?
Dean: Not really. I'm like 21 Jump Street. The bus driver sells pot. Yeah.
So what's our cover? FBI, Homeland Security, Swedish exchange students?
Sam: Wow, it's like a magic museum.
Dean: You must be in heaven.
Dean: What a douchebag.
Sam: That's Jeb Dexter.
Dean: I don't even want to know how you know that.
Sam: He's famous, kind of.
Dean: For what, douchebaggery?
Dean: I can't believe people actually fall for that crap.
Sam: It's not all crap.
Dean: What part of that was not a steaming pile of B.S.?
Danny: You hunt ghosts?
Dean: That's right.
Danny: Like Scooby-Doo?
Dean: Better.
Dean: Dog: it's what's for dinner.
What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?
Sam: It's probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Dean: Know-it-all.
Sam: What?
Dean: What?
Sam: You said...
Dean: What?
Sam: Never mind.