Dr. Gregory House Quotes
Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.
House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.
While having you juggle my jewels sounds interesting, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. It always gets weird.
Ignore her. She's on acid.
If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.
Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.
This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.
Pains me to interrupt this collegial banter. Pains me even more to listen to it continue.
If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.
Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!
