Venture Brothers
Sundays 11:30 PM on Cartoon NetworkDr. Venture Quotes
You put me in a bag and knocked me out to bring me 50 yards?!
Dean: But Pop...
Hank: What are you, on the rag?
Dr. Venture: It's impossible for me to be on the rag, I'm . . . I can't believe I'm even arguing with you about this. What men's room did you pick up that kind of trash talk up in?
Mr. Brisby [about his panda]: Oh that, that's just Lili, enjoying her lunch.
Dr. Venture: Lili?
Mr. Brisby: Yes, my long time companda. I won her from David Bowie in a trivia contest. This was 1980, 1981 perhaps. Years before the big trivia craze. But then, Bowie always was a trend-setter
Mr. Brisby: Welcome, Dr. Venture to the Funnest Place on Earth!
Dr. Venture: Holy dammit Christmas!
Mr. Brisby: Does my appearance startle you, Dr. Venture?
Dr. Venture: No, not at all. As a man of science I see all kinds of things.
Mr. Brisby: Several years ago I fell victim to an animatronic accident here at the park. Trapped beneath an unstoppable metal Lincoln for two hours - it's enough to give anyone a stroke
Brock, thank god! He trained his freaking panda to put me in a bag!
Dr. Venture: Hey! Where do you get off?! You don't know me!
Mr. Brisby: Oh, I know you, Dr. Venture. My researchers are very thorough. For instance you're not actually a doctor of anything. You never finished school. I also know that since you took over Venture Industries, profits have gone...zippidy-do-da
Mr. Brisby: I need you to clone me, Dr. Venture! That I might live to see my dream fulfilled. This dried old husk of mine might be broken and used up, but my brain is as alert and alive as the day I scribbled my first Bizzy Bee. Got it?
Dr. Venture: Oh, no no no. What I just got is that you're like a total jacked up freaky-deaky crazy pants!
Right now G.U.A.R.D.O., doesn't know you or me from a squad of Snake People hopped up on PCP
Hank: But Pop, you're bleeding!
Dr. Venture: Uh? Oh, this. Uh, no, it's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress
Dean: There's something out there, and it's made of metal, and it has Dad's face, and it wants to beat me up! This is just like my dream.
Hank: Yeah, but did you get the first aid kit?
Dr. Venture: I don't need first aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers
Hank and Dean: He started it!
Dr. Venture: No I started it years ago in a moment of passion! And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: It's off!
Dean: It's on!
Hank: Off!
Dean: It's on!
Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys...
