His whole face looks like a volcano that's about to explode.

What up bro.

I'm glad you know how to clock a dude with a brick.

Hey, Nick, what are you doing here? Not exactly the last place I'd expect to see ya, but pretty darn close.

Eddie

Rumor has it was the reapers. So, you should watch yourself.

Eddie

The only problem is somebody always dies.

Eddie

This is like the Smithsonian of Grimology.

Wait a minute...what kind of meat has a tattoo?

You're gonna have to dig deep within yourself and, like, pull up the history of your ancestors, and I mean all of them man, to bring it.

Dude, join the misunderstood.

Eddie

What's my favorite color?

Eddie

Nick: So what's your favorite color?
Eddie: Red.
Nick: I feel so much closer to you now.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank