Eddy Monroe Quotes
That is a recipe for dessert.Eddie
Um, okay, he said somewhat tenuously.Eddie
Dad, I swear to God I'm doing the right thing.Eddie
Nick: Wait a minute, you're telling me that Santa Claus is...
Eddie: Well, think about it. I mean who else could live up there?
Nick: I'm going back out there, and I want you to come with me.
Eddie: How did I know you were gonna say that?
Nick: Munroe, if she is something like you I cannot risk someone else's life taking them out there.
Eddie: Apparently you're willing to risk mine.
Weird vibes out here.Eddie
Eddie: My aim is to keep the toilet clean.
Eddie: Your aim will help.
Let's not let this get out of hand, I just had the carpet cleaned.Eddie
We don't kill our own.Eddie
Nick: A rabbit?
Eddie: I, uh, relapsed.
Nick: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.
Nick: Munroe, it's Nick, open up!
Eddie: Maybe I should get you your own key.
Orson: This isn't between you and me.
Eddie: Then what's with the shotgun?