You're the best wife ever, you know that.


I made a grappling hook out of ties.

Elizabeth: Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
Mozzie: NO!...Yes....

Elizabeth: Spousal immunity?
Neal: You made that up.
Peter: Yes, she has spousal immunity.

Neal had the treasure and he gave it up for us. I think that says a lot about his character.

Keller: They already know my face.
Elizabeth: You're right. Peter and Neal are going to kick your ass.

Elizabeth: I saw you scored high on Angry Birds today.
Peter: She knows you're here.
Neal: Someone has to stand up to the green pigs.

Peter: I'm holding poop.
Elizabeth: And you look damn sexy doing it.

Jones: I want you to plan my next birthday party.
Elizabeth: Do you want a moonbounce too?
Jones: No, I want to be a cowboy.
Elizabeth: Here you go.
Jones: Giddy up.

Elizabeth: Mozzie, Neal...what are you two doing here?
Neal: Hey Elizabeth, is Satchmo free this afternoon?

Elizabeth: Honey, do you want to grab a sub and go play with Neal?
Peter: Yes.

Elizabeth: You just happened to have the will in your pocket?
Peter: Yeah, Eagle Scout, always be prepared.

White Collar Quotes

Mozzie: It's worse, I'm in the system.
Neal: Not quite.
Mozzie: Ivan Bliminse? The invisible man? That's appropriate.

Neal: You want the dinosaur.
Peter: Damn right I do!