Emerson Cod Quotes
Emerson: You can't die of evilness.
Chuck: Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Olive: Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Emerson: Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car
I love you, shovel.
Olive: Maybe John Joseph faked his death. People do that all the time.
Emerson: No, they don't.
Think of it as an escrow. Between my thighs.
(to Ned) Your thing is waking up dead people. My thing is finding dead people for you to wake up.
(about Lefty) That one-armed bitch was speedy
Ned: You know what our problem is?
Chuck: If you're referring to the touching thing, I see it as more of an obstacle than a problem.
Ned: It's a pretty big obstacle.
Chuck: Not compared to our others problems.
Ned: We've got other problems?
Emerson: I'm going to kill myself.
Hand up!
Chuck: We're like everyone else in the world.
Ned: Except I still can't catch you.
Emerson: We're taking two cars next time.
Emerson: I checked in with my people at the prison.
Chuck: You got people? That's so neat.
Ned: I can't catch her, Emerson.
Emerson: Can't suck on her toes, neither. Some women like that.
Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I need to drink it. Wait... yes it does.
