Spencer: One of us knows how to change a tire, right?
Emily: And you're looking at me cause I'm gay.
Aria: No, you just happen to be the sporty one

Emily: I kinda sleep in the middle.
Maya: I kinda sleep in the middle, too.

Aria: Where are going?
Emily: To the restroom. But if you guys don't believe me, we can all try to squeeze into one stall.

Emily: We all know she's dead, right?
Aria: Right. I just never heard anyone say it.

Could you please move your stick? There are people trying to get past you.

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.

Lying to Toby is like lying to the Dalai Lama.

No one is going to believe us when we have every reason in the world to want him dead.

Emily: Somebody tried to kill Ali, They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Gruenwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona may not be A, but she's definitely still a B.

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Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer