Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Vince: I don't know what it's called.
Eric: That's what it's called -- a Cartier love bracelet.
Turtle: Does that mean that Vince and Amanda are in love?
Vince: No, it means E knows way too much about jewelry. edit
Drama: Come on, King Maker -- He came home for me at 10-to-1 at Belmont. That's how I bought the Lincoln. Any of this ringing a bell?
Vince: Not really.
Eric: No
Turtle: I thought you bought your Lincoln from selling weed at the high school.
Eric: That rings a bell
Eric: Yeah, call our agent.
Ari: Ironic that on my people's holiday I'm working and she's not. Such is life
Amanda: So what, I'm supposed to just show up at a temple on the most religious day of the year to discuss business?
Eric: You're not just showing up. They're expecting you. They're gonna meet you in the alley behind the southern entrance next to the dumpsters.
Amanda: What, should I bring a gun too?
Drama: We love you, KING!
Turtle: Aw, he looks out of shape
Drama: What are you talking about? Look at those glutes. Fucking beautiful.
Eric: Do you wanna win money on him or fuck him, Drama?
Drama: Don't talk uncivilized at the track, E
Eric: Your giggling's making me a little nauseous.
Vince: Giggling? There was no giggling. I laughed.
Turtle: Sounded like a giggle to me.
Drama: If your voice goes up in pitch past the high C, it's a giggle. You hit a D there, bro
Eric: What's your problem with Pauly, Drama?
Drama: It shouldn't matter why I hate him, E. We're family, if I hate him you gotta hate him.
Eric: Why would Chuck Liddell want to kill you?
Drama: Because the universe hates this current wave of success I'm having!
Eric: You guys should have groomed yourselves.
Drama: Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
Eric: You're a regular fucking felony, Drama
[standing in front of his Five Towns billboard...]
Drama: We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me...
Eric: Hey jerkoff, what kind of loser takes pictures in front of his own billboard?
Turtle: Calm down E. You're going to give yourself a stroke.
Eric: You maxed out three of my fucking credit cards Turtle! That's worse than a stroke!
Eric: It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140.
Vince: It leaves me no time for skin care
