Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Turtle: I'm running things, so use your imagination
Amanda: I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle.
Eric: He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too
Drama: That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, to split the town into even territories.
Eric: Ari pays two hundred grand a year for those tickets. I doubt we can have him banned from the Staples Center
Eric: What the fuck is wrong with you, Drama?
Drama: Cursed with wisdom is all.
Ari: Weird. Kinda feels like I'm trying to fuck you guys.
Eric: Are you?
Ari: Look at that, E! I love it, huh? Still got little-man's complex enough to want to fight
Turtle: Come on E, can't you just have a little faith in me and not doubt me? Maybe this one time, I'll make you proud.
Eric: Oh Turtle, you're breaking my heart
Eric: Hasn't Vince gotten you laid enough, Turtle?
Turtle: Well, that depends. What's your definition of enough?
Drama: This is every agency card any of us have been handed over the past five years.
Eric: You saved them all?
Drama: Yeah, like there's something weird about that?!
Vince: Even after you fuck up like this, you can't even muster the strength to just, as my friend, look me in the face and say, I'm sorry.
Ari: That's all you wanted?
Vince: That's all I wanted.
Ari: Then I'm sorry Vin.
Vince: It's too late.
Ari: Vince
Eric: Ari, your fired
Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
Eric: It's [Bob's] project Ari.
Ari: That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here
Eric: Bob., please, I need to go home!
Bob: Just looking for the car keys, Eric.
Eric: You have a driver, Bob.
Bob: Gave up looking for the driver, Eric
Eric: Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E
