Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob
Eric: Says your judging a beauty contest, Queen of the Strip.
Turtle: Sounds like a bonus!
Eric: Sounds like I don't know what you got us into, as usual
Eric: You brought your own robe?
Drama: Why wouldn't I?
Eric: You lost a hundred grand?
Vince: Yeah, something like that.
Ari: But we're partners!
Vince: Oh shit, I forgot! Means I'm only really down fifty!
Eric: You don't care about him judging a stripper contest, Ari?
Ari: Which is worse for his image? That he judges a stripper contest or he loses a couple hundred thousand at the fuckin tables?!
Eric: So this dickhead is saying what? That he fucked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!
Seth Green: It's Vinnie Chase and the Chasers! Hey, let me get a couple more Jager shots for the boys from Queens over there.
Eric: No thanks.
Seth Green: What's the matter? You don't drink, Eric?
Eric: I drink vodka, Seth. I stopped drinking Jager in high school
Vince: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.
Eric: You hear that, Ari?
Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen Fucking Kane
Vince: Did E fall in love during a threesome?
Turtle: If anyone could do it, it's E.
Drama: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
Eric: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping
Drama: Freud says there are no accidents.
Eric: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
Vince: What? Apologize? For Snuggling her?
Eric: For invading her space ... I don't know.
Drama: You're a sensitive guy E, it's kinda queer
Drama: She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough.
Eric: What the hell does that mean?
Drama: It's an avian flu reference
