Cam: I want you to read this, but not until after I leave.
Gloria: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.

• Permalink: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.
• Added: April 08, 2020

Gloria: Manny! How many times have I told you not to call me mom when you're dressed like an old man!
Manny: Including now? Once.

• Permalink: Including now? Once.
• Added: October 30, 2019

Don't Bugs Bunny me.

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• Added: November 07, 2018

Alex is going to be a very nervous man.

• Permalink: Alex is going to be a very nervous man.
• Added: October 10, 2018

Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.

Phil

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• Added: May 09, 2018

You blew it you dummy. I wanted to sell the stupid sauce.

• Permalink: You blew it you dummy. I wanted to sell the stupid sauce.
• Added: April 11, 2018

What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!

Joe

• Permalink: What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!
• Added: March 07, 2018

You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.

Alex

• Permalink: You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.
• Added: March 07, 2018

Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?

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• Added: March 07, 2018

The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!

• Permalink: The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!
• Added: March 07, 2018

We will keep in touch, son.

• Permalink: We will keep in touch, son.
• Added: October 05, 2017

I don't trust lakes. Where I come from this is where we dump drugs and dead bodies.

• Permalink: I don't trust lakes. Where I come from this is where we dump drugs and dead bodies.
• Added: September 28, 2017