Don't Bugs Bunny me.

Alex is going to be a very nervous man.

Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.

Phil

You blew it you dummy. I wanted to sell the stupid sauce.

What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!

Joe

You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.

Alex

Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?

The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!

We will keep in touch, son.

I don't trust lakes. Where I come from this is where we dump drugs and dead bodies.

I want a White Christmas. You know, like white people have.

Gloria: Jay, don't forget Joe's new doll.
Jay: Cam and Mitchell, always pushing their agenda.

Modern Family Quotes

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me