Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Grayson Ellis Quotes
Now that he's dry, maybe we can cut little Wolverine's nails.
Ellie: Whatcha got goin' on there Dime Eyes?
Grayson: A big bowl of "we can do this."
Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.
Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.
Grayson: Like Children of the Corn.
Ellie: I crown you King of the Wussies.
Jules: They don't blink.
Ellie: I feel cold.
Grayson: Told ya!
Hercules! Hercules!
Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.
Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.
Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!
Grayson: You know, as a parent.
Jules: As a parent? You just found out you were a Dad 48 hours ago.
Ellie: Yeah, come down Day 2. Now, as a parent of several years what I think-
Jules: I'll let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now.
Ellie: I'm out.
Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.
Jules: Way to go new guy.
Grayson: New guy? I am a key member of this group. I provide the sizzle.
