Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Hayley Dunphy Quotes
Let me burn your clothes!
Haley [to Alex]
Uncle Cam, as her future prom date can you please talk to her? You know fashion and stuff.
Haley [about Alex]
Saying nothing is not lying. It's just letting the truth speak for itself.
Haley
Uh I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a B on my test. I studied, I read stuff, what was the point of all that?
Haley
There's this really cute boy at school and he kind of likes my feet.
Haley
Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.
It happens. Dolls grow up.
Haley
She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.
Haley [to Alex]
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!
Thank you Uncle Manny!
Haley
Phil: Kids, get down here!
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs, just text me.
Claire: Alright, that's not going to happen and...wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
Haley: What's wrong with it?
Claire [to Phil]: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute sweetheart.
Haley: Thanks.
Claire [to Haley]: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them
