Hayley Dunphy Quotes
No, you made me feel bad about myself, and I deserve better than that. Ok?Haley
Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to ride first class. Well, on her lap.
That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined everything!
All's I know is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth and not you.
You're obviously going to get into one of those snooty schools, and sometimes you're gonna come in second. Or fourth. Or maybe even tenth. But you're gonna dust yourself off, maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going.Haley
Claire: I asked you to clean up the kitchen nine hours ago when I left for work. I come back and it's the exact same mess PLUS pickles and peanut butter.
Haley: I was running around doing stuff for my crazy boss all day, and then I got hungry, and then the smell from the garbage almost made me throw up!
Alex: I know all you had to do to get into their college was like their Facebook page, but this is Princeton. I have to show them that I'm a serious thinker. And you could be a bit more supportive.
Haley: You're right I'm sorry. Your outfit's perfect.
Haley: If you're applying to lumberjack school. And majoring in having your cats eat you when you die.
Haley [smells pot]: Hey! Smells like a party!
Claire: Back inside.
If it were easy, everyone would be hot.Haley
Yes I'm a huge dork for celebrating my 21st with my family, but my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me, or just go to a bar.Haley
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.