Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

Aria: I mean nobody tells you anything when you want to know it only when they feel like telling it.
Hanna: And then they only tell you enough to make you crazy to know more.

Ok, Mona, we get it! You can freaking sing!

Right now we're just as big and fat as she is.

If I can't spell it or pronounce it, I can't go there.

Hanna: I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: What time is it?
Hanna: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner.

Hanna: Ok, I'm pretty sure Emily's mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

Business conservative? I'd rather wear vomit.

Emily: Follow him!
Hanna: No you follow him! I have to change my underwear!

Spencer: When did you become religious?
Hanna: My mom's dating a preacher, remember?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer