Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyHarry Vanderspeigel Quotes
Harry: This is some bullshit!
Bridget: Bullshit!
Asta: Where's Bridget?
Harry: I do not want to talk about Bridget. Bridget is gone. We have to leave.
I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and puppet you like you belong on public television.
Hello, Greys. This is my baby. He just got five new teeth today. He wants to show them to you.
You are making his jacket all dirty. Hurry up! I found son of a bitch Frank!
Harry: It was not her; it was Joseph. He stole the bomb!
Joseph: What bomb?
It's better to have loved and lost, said some idiot who I hope is also dead now. Love is like being shot out of a cannon -- thrilling, expect for that very last part when you hit the ground and your body breaks into tiny pieces. That part ruins the trip.
Babies do not care what anyone feels. They only want to be taken care of, to be loved, and to know there is someone out there who will find a way to protect them, no matter what it takes.
The little bastards took Mrs. Mayor's child. She would not like to know that. It would make her angry and sad. I will make sure she does not remember it when she wakes up.
Did you cook a bird carcass? How dare you!
Harry: Asta! I am in love, and it makes me want to dance!
Asta: Oh my God, but it didn't teach you how!
My heart sweats. Words, heat, remains in my chest. You are a light in the blackout. I’d like to touch you where the eggs pop out. It’s titled. Bird Boner.
