Cristina: You will marry... general surgery. Or, you know, okay, perhaps neuro. But you, you are nowhere near hardcore enough to commit to cardio.
Izzie: So you are telling me to... stop flirting with your husband. Haha, I get it. That’s cute. But if you’re going to ask me a favor... insulting my personal life is probably not a great tactic.
Cristina: No, no, wait, I am not talking about your sex life. I could not care less about your sex life. It’s a skydiver. Izzie. A skydiver.
Izzie: Oh yeah, sounds real cool. Enjoy.

George: Did you only shave one leg?
Izzie: (starts crying) I know, I'm sorry!!!

Cristina: What are we looking at?
Izzie: Meredith put her Mom in a baggie and brought her to work.
Meredith: I had to get her out of my closet, she was haunting me.
Alex: Now she’s haunting us all.

Callie... Callie wait, please, wait. I'm sorry about the cafeteria. I didn't think you wanted to talk to me. I thought you wanted to kill me. I'm sorry about everything... with George, I... I'm really sorry. I feel terrible.

Izzie: No, shes saving all her rage and bloodshed for me. And she's gonna kill me in the cafeteria at lunch.
George: No she wouldn't.
Izzie: She breaks bones for a living George, she's crazy!
George: No shes not crazy.
Izzie: Well she is if she thinks I'm not gonna put up a fight.

Izzie: Callie! Hey. Hi.
Callie: We have to talk.
Izzie: Okay. Umm, about?
Callie: George told me.
Izzie: He told you.
Callie: Everything. Cafeteria, Noon, You and me. Be There.

Now I know charting doesn't seem as exciting as surgery, but it is as important. Believe me when I tell you, penmanship saves lives! Is that a 7, or is that a 9? If I have to ask myself that in the middle of an emergency, your patient is dead. You killed him. With your handwriting. Think about that!

Penmanship saves lives!

Charlie, the truth is you were a bastard. You were, you were mean and stubborn and just a bastard. But you were a bastard who knew what you wanted and you stuck to your guns and you proved that if you want something badly enough, if you're determined enough and appreciative enough eventually it will happen. It will, that gives me hope so thanks for that. Good bye, Charlie.

George! It's really old guy! We could bring a marching band in here and he wouldn't know the difference!

Just because people do horrible things... it doesn’t always mean they are horrible people.

He loves me too.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey