Jack Hodgins Quotes
When you were dating Angela, I planned your murder in great detail.
Hodgins [to Wendell]
Wendell: Couth, who says couth?
Hodgins: I do.
Hodgins: My wife just rejected me.
Booth: Oooh, couch time....
Hannah: I-I can't imagine going from being a woman to being a mom.
Booth: When Parker was born, everything changed in my life, everything.
Hodgins: Like what?
Angela: Everything. Everything means everything.
Cam: What the hell is it?
Hodgins: Wow. It's some kind of organism, anchored to the bone. Interesting.
Cam: Alien sea life hitchhikes in on a slave ship, and that's all you can say, interesting?
Brennan: I think in this context, interesting is a way of acknowledging life-forms beyond Dr. Hodgins' expertise.
Hodgins: Temporary condition, I assure you.
Brennan: Dr. Hodgins, would you come over here and be a corpse?
Hodgins: Yeah.
Angela: (to Brennan) Sweetie, y-you do mean pretend to be a corpse, right? 'Cause the way you're holding that knife, you're looking a little slashery.
Hodgins: (about the suspect) She denies going to the park, but Booth doesn't believe her.
Cam: And if she's lying, the tread should contain insect and plant matter that could place here there.
Hodgins: Yeah, exactly. You know, you could be my lovely assistant.
Cam: Yes, but since I'm your boss, you're my lovely assistant.
Cam: I just assumed that when you guys got back from your trip you'd be a real couple.
Brennan: We were never a couple.
Clark: Dr. Saroyan, you assured me that you would try to keep this work place professional.
Cam: And I will, Dr. Edison.
Angela: (ignoring Clark) No, no, no. You were a couple. You just weren't having sex. (Clark moans) Were you jealous?
Brennan: Of course not. I'm happy for Booth, why would I be jealous?
Clark: Because it's obvious you and Agent Booth were attracted to each other. I mean, a blind man can see that. I just couldn't understand why you two just didn't rip each other's clothes off. I mean, just get all butt-naked and … (realizing what he just said) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Ah, I'm, I'm sorry, I-it just popped out, okay? You guys weren't focusing.
Hodgins: Dude, a little self control.
Cam: So, what was it like to meet Hannah?
Brennan: Oh, she seems … very pleasant, and … attractive. Her face fits comfortably within the golden ratio.
Hodgins: So you guys did math together?
(Angela walks into Hodgins' lab.)
Angela: Okay, that's gross.
Hodgins: Vacuuming their noses, or what used to be their noses. It's fun. Want to help?
Angela: You are not playing with our children without supervision.
Angela: Do you ever wonder what happened to us? (pause) On the day we broke up?
Hodgins: Yeah, every day. I run through that conversation, word for word.
Angela: Me too.
Hodgins: You said, "All you had to do was trust me."
Angela: And you said, "Hey, you're the one who's leaving."
Hodgins: And then you said, "You're the one that isn't stopping me."
Angela: And I left.
Hodgins: Yeah.
Angela: I wish I hadn't.
Hodgins: The biggest regret of my life is I didn't stop you.
Hodgins: You know you get very bossy when you don't have flesh to play with?
Cam: I am the boss.
