Duck season or wabbit season?

He was the most selfish, miserly, billionaire, son-of-a-bitch this side of Montgomery Burns.

Trust me, if I've learned anything from being in this chair it's that happiness comes from accepting what you have.

If I had been in that basement, this needle here wouldn't be in evidence. Nope, I would have shoved it down his throat and made sure it punctured every one of his organs on the way down.

This is creepy to the power of ten.

Angela: By old physical therapist you mean the hot 26-year-old?
Hodgins: Wait, was she hot? I didn't notice.
Angela: That's why you were always showing her how strong your core was getting?

Hodgins: Well maybe he cheated at video games so his friend threw him off a cliff.
Oliver Wells: Or he was simply so depressed at being such a sore loser that he jumped.

I think working here around all the death and murder, it was a little too much.

Hodgins: You expect us to work even though you just fired our friend?
Brennan: Thank you, yes.

I just gave you amazing news and all you can be is skeptical.

Hodgins: I found fresh duck feces on the tread of the victim's shoe.
Cam: I trust you're telling me this for a reason other than to make me say yuck.

Hodgins: We're broken and it's my fault because I am miserable and what's worse is that I am making you miserable.
Angela: So change.

Bones Quotes

You're looking at her fruits?

Booth[to Sweets]

Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones