Jeff Winger Quotes
Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.
I can't say no to those big doe eyes. It's like strangling a mermaid with a bike chain.
I hate Glee! I don't see its appeal at all.
I hate to say I told you so, so I'll shout it through cupped hands.
Coach: You're not in uniform
Jeff: Yeah about that. We seriously have to play pool in shorts?
Coach: If you play in this class it's regulation.
Jeff: Regulation pool or regulation you?
She has more fights about something that doesn't matter than a Youtube comments channel.
Abed: Do you like Britta?
Jeff: Sure, who doesn't?
Abed: Over half the people that meet her.
Vaughn doesn't ever wear shoes or a shirt. How has he not died from a lack of service?
Can't I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries like Privacy Smurf, Discrete Bear or Confidentiality Spice?
As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and six annoying but lovable misfits will be staring at us.
Shirley: You think religion is stupid.
Jeff: No, no. To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it.
Pierce: What are you? A North Korean seamstress?
Jeff: Not if that's bad.
