Jeff Winger Quotes
The universe goes by supply and demand the more you take and demand, the more it sends.
To victory, it feels unfamiliar but it tastes like chicken.
For your information, I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have 10 of them?
Britta, why waste your time envying my gift for levity when there's so much you could be doing with your natural talent for severity?
Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn't have been crazy town because you would have gone to high school together.
Thanks but I'll have to get a second opinion from someone in my basket weaving class.
Britta: Someone's mom gave them way too much praise.
Jeff: Man, so did someone's psych teacher.
Are we hugging or dancing?
She's grifting him. She's taking a bunch of money from him. He thinks it's for school. But it's for...grifting!
You want me to wingman you with your ex-stepdaughter?
Slater: We need to talk.
Jeff: Are you breaking up with me?
Slater: Oh, good. Guess we don't need to talk.
