Elena: Each of us have only made one friend in college so far.
Caroline: And given that mine went radio silent after he kissed me and yours was last seen at a tea party for a vampire hating secret society.

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Caroline: Why are you trying to fix me?
Caroline's father: So I don't need to kill you.

Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.

You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?

Jenna

Caroline: Why are you doing this to me?
Brady: You're a vampire. Why not?

I feel like I've been here before. That's... weird.

You weren't supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused, newbie vampire heart.

If my own father, who I love dearly, can't change me. No one can change Damon.

Don’t worry I sanitized it.

Stefan: I'm not big on digging. Callouses.
Caroline: You bury corpses all the time!
Stefan: Yeah, but I don't dig them up.

I'm annoyed. I'm going through a highly emotional situation right now and you're just sitting there mocking me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.