It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.

It doesn't matter how many times I dance with him. I love you.

I miss well-adjusted Stefan.

All of this waiting around for news is ruining Scarlet for me.

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

Privacy is very important to me. I have low blood sugar, my diet is finicky, so keep your paws off my stuff. And if I suddenly get up and disappear for a while, don't follow me or look for me.

Caroline: You're much older than you look.
Sybil: Talk to me in a thousand years and we'll see how well you're holding up.

Elena and Damon. Damon and Elena. I know there's a nickname in there somewhere.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Caroline: We are gonna do this an actual bed, right?
Tyler: Yes. Once I know how to deal with Klaus.
Caroline: Tell him to suck it.

If I'm gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on your punctuality.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.