Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

Tyler: How did I get here?
Caroline: I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.

Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

No one is better off without their parents.

Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.