Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

I'm gonna take a page from the Elena Gilbert handbook and choose to believe you can be saved.

I miss well-adjusted Stefan.

Vampire disposal? Not my strong suit.

Unlike some other people, I don't sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.

Caroline: We are gonna do this an actual bed, right?
Tyler: Yes. Once I know how to deal with Klaus.
Caroline: Tell him to suck it.

Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!

It doesn't matter how many times I dance with him. I love you.

Since when does sire bond equal mover slave?

Want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.