There's a reason it's called a curse, Tyler.

I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!

He's a bit of a blood-aholic.

With any luck, you'll be freshly compelled and back in your own bed tonight.

Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

You want me to eat bunnies and I'm kind of freaking out.

I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.