Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

Elena: What can I do?
Jeremy: You can go to Hell, Elena.

Jeremy: Why would you wanna go to high school? It blows.
Anna: Do I really need to answer that?

Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

You should turn me because I don't have anything else.

I want you to turn me.

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot.

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Art implies culture and culture implies... not you.

Why does everyone have to die on me?

Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.

Jeremy: Why don't we choose not to get high?
Vicki: I hope you're not one of those guys who now that we're together tries to change everything about me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.