Popular Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
All right, Costanza. It's just you and me.
Great. Two hundred seats on a plane, and I gotta get stuck next to Yukon Jack and his dog, Kujo!
George: She wants me to take an IQ test.Jerry: 'Cause you're stupid enough to wear the cologne.
George: People think that I'm smart, but I'm not smart.Jerry: Who thinks that you're smart?
Jerry: How'd you do on the IQ test?George: (irate) 85!
Jerry: What are you repeating everything I say?
George: What are you repeating everything I say?
Jerry: Well George is an idiot.
George: Well G...
George: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
Jerry: How about this: You put your car in the good spot. That'll hold the good spot in front of the good building and we can get the good car!
George: Good thinking.
Jerry: (shaking George's hand) Good to meet you.
Jerry: So I guess it's fair to say you've set different goals for yourself than say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these types of people.
George: Magellan? You like Magellan?
Jerry: Oh, yeah. My favorite explorer. Around the world. Come on. Who do you like?
George: I like DeSoto.
Jerry: DeSoto? What did he do?
George: Discovered the Mississippi.
Jerry: Oh, like they wouldn't have found that anyway.
Jerry: Tia, did you see all the flowers in that bathroom? It's like an English garden in there.
Attendant: They're gardenias, mostly.
Jerry: I thought I smelled lilac.
Attendant: Yes, there are a few of those, too.
Tia: It's almost overwhelming.
I HATE my guyhe's a mean, MEAN guy!
Harold: It's a good thing her rent was overdue. She'd be rotting up there for a month.
Jerry: She died? Mrs. Hudwalker died?
Harold: Ninety-four years old. I found her yesterday. She didn't have a wig on It was horrifying.