Joe Bennett Quotes
Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?
Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!
Joe: I happen to know a lot about spectacular dresses. I've taken off one or two in my time.
Roy: Really? You like to tuck or you just roll with the bulge?
Victory: Why haven't you ever been married?
Joe: I dunno I guess I just haven't met the right guy.
Victory: I'm serious.
Joe: ...and smelling a lot like my wine cellar.
Joe: So does this mean we're okay? Cause if you want me to join the posse for boggle night...
Vic: Don't be an ass.
Hey can I come in or are you going to send me back to France?
Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.
I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.Joe
Victory: Now I look like this needy person that always needs to be saved.
Joe: What makes you think I'm saving you?
Joe: Boring, what about dinner?
Victory: In what zip code?
Joe: yours. I'll pick you up around 7, wearing something that comes off easily.
Victory [hangs up]: He's the devil.
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.