Joey Tribbiani Quotes
Joey: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.
Joey: (Watching the prom video) What is with your nose?
Rachel: They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum.
Chandler: Okay, I was wrong. That's what they used to cover Connecticut.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Well, hello Mr. Kotter!
Joey: If you hated the bracelet so much Chandler, you should have just said so.
Chandler: Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
Joey: What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
Chandler: Okay, well, that's the part where I'm a wank.
Ross: Hey Joey, I have to cancel racquetball for tonight. That was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.
Joey: You're blowing me off for a monkey?
Ross: Hey, we can reschedule for Saturday.
Joey: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
Chandler: All right, one of you guys give me your underwear.
Ross: Oh, no.
Joey: Can't help you there. I'm not wearing any.
Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: Oh, I'm taking heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
Joey: (Excited) Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker.
Chandler: You are so lucky. I have to share mine with a bunch of guys down at work.
Rachel: Joey remember when we talked about good thing/bad thing? This is a bad thing.
Joey: Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.
Rachel: No, no, no, wait, I want to see what happens.
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Rachel: Well how can that be? You were just kissing Sabrina.
Monica: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.
Joey: We'll just leave and when we pass her on the stairs she won't know it's me because we never met.
Chandler: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Joey: (To Erika) I'm not Drake.
Ross: That's right, he's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
Erika: Is this true?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't.
(Throws water in Joey's face)
Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
(Throws water in Joey's face)
