Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
It's not called show friends. It's called show business!
Are you kidding me? Vagina in my third favorite hole.
Ping pong rally is on! It's gonna be a long day for Uncle Jesse.
That's not my hat, is it bro?
Drama: Look, E, I know we've had our ups and downs but I want you to know I appreciate this.
Eric: Have we had downs?
Drama: No, but we probably will if we work together.
You're a really good brother. I'm glad you didn't die.
Vincent: You know Will Smith did all his own stunts in Hancock?
Drama: Will's an athlete, bro. I bowled with him.
Paul: They wanted someone prettier.
Drama: Dean Cain is prettier than me? [silence] Hello?
Ari: Maybe they don't want to make a show with you Drama.
Drama: They gave me a holding deal.
Ari: The guy who grills my hot dog at Carney's had a holding deal in 1978.
Sorry, he Jason Bourned me
Drama [to Vince about Matt Damon]
Take care of that girl, you lucky bastard. If you don't, Johnny Drama will
Drama [about Sloan]
E, I've had most of this town, so it was bound to happen that our trees would dabble in the same forest at some point.
