Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Drama: Took the opportunity to inflict a little damage.
Turtle: What kind of damage?
Drama: The "number two" kind!
Turtle: You took a shit in his trailer?
Drama: ...let's just say revenge is best served "a la commode."
Drama: You gotta nip this in the bud. That's how a star marks his territory. Andrew Shue did the same thing to me on Melrose.
Vince: How'd you stop him?
Drama: I banged his girl!
You know when he was doing "Rush," he stuck real needles in his arm to prep. That's what inspired me to do real coke when I did the Menendez brothers movie
Drama: That whole world is deviants, bro. The dudes bang each other while the chicks watch, the chicks bang each other while more chicks watch...
Turtle: And yet nobody would let you watch anything!
Well, that was quick. Either you couldn't close, or the sheer physics of the act was too overwhelming
Drama [to Eric referring to a tall model]
I need half orange juice, half apple juice in a coffee mug with a splash of V8. And paper thin banana slices, about an eighth of an inch thick.
Drama [giving orders to Turtle]
These aren't raisin bran raisins...these are Sun-Maid raisins. Don't fuck with my pallet!
Turtle: Where's Arnold?
Drama: He's right there, I've been watching him.
Turtle: That's a rock! Are you kidding me?
Just us men and our souls. And a bag of shrooms
Drama [about bankruptcy]: You're a better man than me, bro'. I filed three times. Maybe that's why I'm alone.
Marvin: Maybe it's because you're fukcing ugly.
Turtle: Bonjour, we are checking in under the Vincent Chase party.
Drama: Except for me, I'm under my own party, Johnny Chase. (to Billy) They love Viking Quest in France.
Billy: What the hell is Viking Quest?
Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her
