Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Turtle: Easy, Drama, that's Chuck Liddell!
Drama: What's a Chuck Liddell?
Chuck Liddell: You should watch who you're talkin to like that my friend.
Drama: I ain't your friend, tough guy. Yeah, that's right. I know who you are you WWF wannabe
Eric: Why would Chuck Liddell want to kill you?
Drama: Because the universe hates this current wave of success I'm having!
Chuck Liddell: I hope you're a good sport, bro.
Drama: Fuck it. Two pilots in one season. Yeah!
Drama: Turtle, you reek of desperation.
Turte: How much longer can we stay here?
Drama: How ever long it takes. If you want to bust a nut today, you might have to earn it.
Turtle: I always have to earn it
Turtle: All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there?
Drama: That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso.
Turtle: Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.
Lhasa Apsos are very finicky dogs. And finicky dogs have finicky owners. And finicky owners wait two weeks before they even give you a tug
Fucking Arnold. I got blue balls so bad, my dick feels like it's gonna break off
Eric: You guys should have groomed yourselves.
Drama: Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
Eric: You're a regular fucking felony, Drama
True dog people know that a Rott's tough exterior is merely a protective shell that hides a wealth of sensitivity they have within
[standing in front of his Five Towns billboard...]
Drama: We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me...
Eric: Hey jerkoff, what kind of loser takes pictures in front of his own billboard?
Drama: That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, to split the town into even territories.
Eric: Ari pays two hundred grand a year for those tickets. I doubt we can have him banned from the Staples Center
