Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Drama: I dropped your name to Brett.
Tommy: Really?
Drama: Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too. Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together.
Tommy: Holy shit! Are you serious? I don't even know what to say.
Drama: I do. Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you.
Tommy: Absolutely
Drama: I'll make breakfast for you bro. Could you wait a little bit?
Vince: What's a little bit?
Drama: Ah, maybe eight hours or so?
[on why his horse racing bet is a sure thing]
Drama: Because I know the pony's granddad. And in horse racing, as in life, a good lineage is the surest way to predict a fine performance.
Turtle: Well, how come you're from Vince's lineage and all your performances suck?
Drama: Come on, King Maker -- He came home for me at 10-to-1 at Belmont. That's how I bought the Lincoln. Any of this ringing a bell?
Vince: Not really.
Eric: No
Turtle: I thought you bought your Lincoln from selling weed at the high school.
Eric: That rings a bell
Drama: You guys are doing shots at 10:30 in the morning?
Turtle: Relax, kid. It's a holiday
Drama: What holiday is it?
Turtle: Yom Kippur, retard
Turtle: 50-to-1, that's your sure thing?
Drama: The bigger the odds, the bigger the payday
Drama: We love you, KING!
Turtle: Aw, he looks out of shape
Drama: What are you talking about? Look at those glutes. Fucking beautiful.
Eric: Do you wanna win money on him or fuck him, Drama?
Drama: Don't talk uncivilized at the track, E
Eric: Your giggling's making me a little nauseous.
Vince: Giggling? There was no giggling. I laughed.
Turtle: Sounded like a giggle to me.
Drama: If your voice goes up in pitch past the high C, it's a giggle. You hit a D there, bro
Drama: King! Oh, King! Are you around here, King?!
Turtle: He's a horse, Drama. Not a housecat. I think we'd see him if he was around
Turtle: You're scared of a bunch of teenagers?
Drama: Turtle, they can do whatever they want and not get charged as adults
Eric: What's your problem with Pauly, Drama?
Drama: It shouldn't matter why I hate him, E. We're family, if I hate him you gotta hate him.
You are one Benedict Arnold, traitorous motherfucker! You know that, Turtle?!