Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Drama: Even more thoughtful were the coffee's I brought over to the fire-house, when I went over to introduce myself.
Eric: Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping to slide up and down on their pole?
Drama: According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken.
Mayor: Huh?
Drama: She might have balls your honor.
Mayor: What?
Drama: She's a he, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right
Drama: Shoes off Ari.
Ari: Fuck you Drama
Turtle: You are ruining this party, Drama.
Drama: By stopping two hundred people from shitting on my toilet? I don't think I'm ruining anything.
Turtle: Who shits at a party?
Drama: Or they could just piss. What do drunk people do? They piss, and they miss
Eric: So, first party at the new place huh Drama?
Drama: Don't be ignorant! It's not a party it's a get together. A get together is less than a dozen people bro'.
Turtle: You don't be ignorant Drama 'cause this is definitely going to be a party.
Eric: Or simultaneous get togethers if it makes it easier to swallow
Stephen Gaghan, I'd love to hear his words coming out of my mouth
Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say fuck it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. Never, never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out
[the guys giving tips to Sloan about E]
Drama: He needs little snacks in between meals, otherwise his blood sugar drops and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips
Viking Quest Convention 1999. A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvorld costume
Drama: What if I fly myself out, put myself up, you give me a little something; if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. As long I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDb, we're all good.
Brett Ratner: You're telling me you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris for a part that I might end up cutting?
Drama: Such is my passion for movies
Drama: Tommy's gonna be in Rush Hour 3 and I'm not!? Jesus Christ.
Lloyd: Be happy for him, Drama... Karma.
Drama: Fuck Karma, I don't need Karma.
Loyd: What do you need, Johnny?
Drama: I need to be in Rush Hour 3
