Favorite Jonathan Ames Quotes
(to Jonathan) I hope your heart is broken many times because it means you would have loved many times.
Dimitri
The meat packing district really has become Los Angeles.
This isn't a friend of ours that makes custom made voodoo dolls. This is a deranged stalker.
(to Jonathan) Let's go have a drink and get drunk. Sixteen gin and tonics.
Ray
Leah: Her name's Allison. She's a radical vegan.
Lisa: I know a lot of radical vegans. She must be really lonely.
These one hitters should really be called three hitters.
George
Jonathan: Your therapist sounds crazy!
George: I know, I know, but most therapists are. That's what gives them insight.
(Jennifer suspecting her boyfriend is cheating)
Jonathan: Are you sure?
Jennifer: That's what my therapist said. 'Are you sure?' Yes, I'm sure! God, it's like I'm surrounded by Holocaust deniers. It happened. I'm sure!
Is vodka really made from potatoes?
Jim Jarmusch: So I really loved your novel. Dark, funny, perverted, beautiful. You must really suffer from the terrifying clarity of your vision.
Jonathan: Thank you. I do suffer. Thank you.
Ray: You mind if I smoke pot in here?
George: Can I have some?
It's dangerous to go cold turkey - I'm down to white wine.