Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Jules Cobb Quotes
Laurie: I went to a crap school in a crap neighborhood and reading really got me out.
Jules: It did?
Laurie: No, car modeling did. But it's really fun to say reading did.
I own the shush clap.
Jules: I fought a bum for wine and lost.
Ellie: Didn't you mom teach you bums always win wine fights?
One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.
Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.
Jules: Ellie is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Ellie: The best part is you never know when they're coming.
Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.
Grayson: I thought you wanted to do all the talking?
Jules: Speechless.
Jules: Ellie, I love you so much. I want to ask you something.
Ellie: Are we finally running away together? Because I keep a bag in my truck!
Jules: Me too.
Ellie: Awesome.
Grayson: When women get older, it's icky. When men get older, it's adorable. It's my favorite double standard.
Jules: Yeah, I'm not a huge fan.
Drinking keeps women skinny!
I hope I NEVER pee this out!
